January 2012
9 posts
I am frightened when I am alone and I am frightened when I am with people. The...
– Walker Percy, The Moviegoer (via ifwewerefeckless)
JUST MAKE YOUR OWN HOMOS, YOU KNOW?
fuckyeahautostraddle:
i’m going on a school trip abroad this summer. what are the chances of any of the 7 other girls being a homo, because this feels like a good time to lose my vcard.
autostraddle:
statistically speaking, i feel like it’s 0%, but also? just make your own homos, you know?
Ask Laneia something small or large
I make my own homos everywhere I go… if you know what I mean
creationisacontinuum answered: I don’t know what you mean by “sometimes” ;)
Haha, you’re right. I should amend my statement to Always.
I pretty much always feel like getting fucked really hard.
Sometimes I just feel like getting fucked really...
Do you know what I mean?
ALL THE RECORDS
saints11:
This is a list of ALL THE RECORDS set by the Saints during the 2011-2012 regular season.
You know where the original pic comes from. Edit via.
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My Saints. Always underestimated. January is going to be good.
December 2011
13 posts
rubbingtheimpossibletoburst replied to your post: I am very saddened that no one has offered to buy me that rainbow dildo I asked for
I’ll only buy you that if you buy me one that has a model of the universe in it.
Is this a real thing?
I am very saddened that no one has offered to buy...
What kind of internet strangers are you people?
hannahbiafra asked: Sick blog. I'm not in love with you but it's a close one. x
Every Republican politician (and perhaps every...
stfuconservatives:
Rich
White
Bigoted
Think about everyone you know, politicians and regular people included… it’s like I’ve unlocked some sort of secret code.
-Joe
I am now running down the list of republicans that I know, and I’m pretty sure this is correct.
1 tag
That awkward moment when people from your real...
stfurapeculture:
but they don’t know it’s you because you’re semi-anonymously running a blog about rape culture…
Omg, it’s me right? Baby, you don’t think I know what you are doing all night? Just in case, so you know for sure… I know it’s you sweetness :)
rubbingtheimpossibletoburst asked: Te extraño.
November 2011
32 posts
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts,...
– Charles Bukowski (via birdsthatflyfree)
I have no mercy or compassion in me for a society that will crush people, and...
– Malcolm X (via dustydeath)
Breaking up sucks so much
I never really understood it before. But its just so horrible. The sadness is everywhere. It’s like my whole life was ripped from me.
Yesterday, I cried while masturbating
guys, I don’t think I’m doing well.
My nonna took me to a vegan restaurant today cause...
best grandma ever
I know you’re jealous
Ive recently had a chubby chaser problem like...
autostraddle:
yes
Ask Riese a brand new thing
Yes. Also, you’re missing out. Chubby girls are the best. All the smart people know that.
autostraddle.com tumblr presence: so, the only... →
autostraddle:
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THEY SUCK AT SEX? i feel like sex is about 75% brain/environment and 15% physical movement and 10% making sure your hair is out of your face. if you’re both in an ok mood, the lighting’s nice, no one has any overdue library books or car windows to roll up, and you can…
I feel like a large percent of people feel like they are not great at sex....
jeweli asked: holy shit. great blog.
shesanicelady asked: Love the blog and Jesus would totally be a hot fuck.