Shut Up And Fuck Me

I am frightened when I am alone and I am frightened when I am with people. The only time I’m not frightened is when I’m with you.

Walker Percy, The Moviegoer (via ifwewerefeckless)

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terrysdiary:

Boobs… #2

It’s hard for me to accurately express my love of boobs. They are so amazing and soft and beautiful. I feel that there is no problem that can not be solved by resting your head on boobies.

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keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:

Is it possible to for me to kiss this meme on the mouth? Because I would.

I love this new meme almost as inappropriately as I love Jesus

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Omg!

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JUST MAKE YOUR OWN HOMOS, YOU KNOW?

fuckyeahautostraddle:

i’m going on a school trip abroad this summer. what are the chances of any of the 7 other girls being a homo, because this feels like a good time to lose my vcard.

autostraddle:

statistically speaking, i feel like it’s 0%, but also? just make your own homos, you know?

Ask Laneia something small or large

I make my own homos everywhere I go… if you know what I mean

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creationisacontinuum answered: I don’t know what you mean by “sometimes” ;)

Haha, you’re right. I should amend my statement to Always.

I pretty much always feel like getting fucked really hard.

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Sometimes I just feel like getting fucked really hard

Do you know what I mean?

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ALL THE RECORDS

saints11:

This is a list of ALL THE RECORDS set by the Saints during the 2011-2012 regular season.

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My Saints. Always underestimated. January is going to be good.

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rubbingtheimpossibletoburst replied to your post: I am very saddened that no one has offered to buy me that rainbow dildo I asked for

I’ll only buy you that if you buy me one that has a model of the universe in it.

Is this a real thing?

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I am very saddened that no one has offered to buy me that rainbow dildo I asked for

What kind of internet strangers are you people?

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hannahbiafra

asks:

Sick blog. I'm not in love with you but it's a close one. x

You’re not in love with me? Aww, this is very disappointing. Everyone should be in love with me. I am very awesome

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inarticulated:

I love flowers.

I have this kind of obsession with yonic flowers. It’s the only thing I ever want to paint.

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In 1995, Tupac was sued by the estate of a slain Texas Trooper. The Trooper’s family claimed Tupac’s music incited police shootings.

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